ThE SUBURBAN SURVIVAL GUIDE : EPISODE 1
“How to fuckover an angry violent male partner”
By planning his DOWNFALL to end the abuse.
STEP 1 : Because he is pig-headed and ignorant surprise with the meal
he thinks he should have every night at the exact time he thinks he should eat.
STEP 2 : Make sure you have an oversupply of the Carribbean Rum you know sends him troppo – this will ensure his nasty side is imminent.
STEP 3 : While you skip between the meal and the dishes as he gets he gets wasted and just before he wants sex like a primal dog invoke a convo about your desire to go to Uni or back to Uni and that it would be great if he could support you financially and pay off the HECS DEBT.
STEP 4 : Ensure you have a thick reference book or 2 – specific to your course of choice positioned on a shelf besides his Muscle car magazines. As he becomes more enraged direct his attention towards the reference material so he flips out even more by taking it from the shelf and attempting to read specific pages and passages.