Epk-2021

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BOOK THE BAND TO DRIVE BOOZE SALES AT your NEXT event  . .

please use the contact form at the bottom of the page

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What are the songs about . . . . 

. . . Night out at the Kebab Palace – Going to the tip – picking up Gary’s car in the morning . . and more

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. . . . songs about THE BLEACHES, Indigenous inmates who can’t get book trolley access – Gary who lost his leg while chainsawing trees in spite – Fights at BBQs between misogynist men with fascist hairstyles and puerile tattoos – some disadvantaged renters who fell through the floor into a table of illicit powder during dispatch – there is Kevin who was locked out of the house because he couldn’t hold his piss – a factory accident with a worker who got a forklift in the rare and didn’t make it . . ETC

. . its all on for young and old in a world under review

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Suburbiasuburbia is an allegory for the urban sprawl and the dislocated lives of a confused aspirational class – incrementally betrayed by the cost of living for which they have no capital base to antidote.

 THE ATM SAY NO . . AND ON IT GOES 

The band is made up of gringos from Brisbane, Gold Coast, Sydney and picturesque Hodgsonvale . .

a stones throw from Industry ruining the artisean basin.

According to Katie at The Warunga Tribune – Suburbiasuburbia offered the public in the main pub known as The Opinion – a night of unbridled 4-on-the-floor ROCK BLUES with some patrons disorientated after hearing the searing HARMONICA.

The band has been likened to a modern-day cross between The WHO – AC/DC and THIN LIZZY with lyric content ZAPPA-ESQUE in its endeavour – even if such comparisons have any credible merit – there were people who saw in daybreak on the rustic boards of THE OPINION outside under the awning due to a prolonged stupa and empty KEGS.

The band is signed to Sebastian Chase’s MGM RECORDS and can drop a combination of the following original compositions for durable consumption at your fine establishment on any given day . 

  1. INVOICE

  2. BOSS SAID YA GONE

  3. THONGS

  4. LIKE A SHOWER OF SHIT

  5. THE BRUCE HWY ELBOW

  6. GET OFF THE FESTIVAL BUS

  7. ON THE BROOM

  8. TALL BUILDINGS

  9. NO FIGHTS AT THIS BBQ.

  10. LIKE A SHOWER OF SHIT

  11. BREAK DOWN IN THE TOLL TUNNEL

  12. THE ROOF FELL IN

  13. LENNY

  14. SHAKEDOWN ARTIST

  15. BONE DRY RIVER

  16. TERMITE MOUND

  17. BRUISED NUTS AND GRAVEL RASH

  18. 10 POUND HAMMER

  19. GET OFF THE FESTIVAL BUS

  20. GATEGRASHING DRINKS ON THE LAWN

  21. I BROKE A HOME INVADERS LEG

  22. DON’T PISS IN MY POCKET

  23. 3RD DEGREE BURNS ON FIREWORKS NIGHT

TURN PUNTERS INTO ALCOHOLICS by hiring suburbiasuburbia for your next main event . .

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TESTIMONIALS AND WHAT IT MEANS DOWN AT THE LOCAL LAUNDRY FROM HARDENED GRUNGY PROFESSIONALS 


Mick Gibson…  Great sound mate, i love it. About time we had some “BALLS N’ ALL” Aussie rock again. Well done Tony. 😎👍

Colin Baldwin… A bit Tatts, a bit Angels, it rocks along.  Hope ur keeping well old mate?

Peter Hincenbergs (last Sunnyboys Drummer)… Again, shit hot track mate, I’m a sucker for a great drum sound yum, love the oversize rack tom👍👍👍👍😃,

Brad Robinson…  I love all of you guys stuff keep it coming

Chris Turner (Guitar Legend) 👍👍🎸 good stuff Tony – well dun 🎸

Lou Amato… Loved it. Great raunchy guitar. Loved the feel. So…… who do I invoice?

Pat Powell (Club Ska, Melbourne Ska Orchestra…)

Best vocal so far, great rocking track. 😁

Brett Hunt (musician)….  What an awesome subject for a song bro. 😂. I’ve been there myself whilst on tour in Germany.

Chris Klondike Masuak (Radio Birdman, Screaming Tribesmen, Hitmen…)   “GOLD ! “

Mark James (AIA Agent)… Brilliant #takethedoor

Gerard Schlaghecke (Frontier Touring)….  Great song mate, that you singing? 

Stephen Jones (Radio Station ARI) – Mate its one of the bands best so far I think on first listen your vocals are just back a little and straight away I was thinking this sounds little like The Who then right at the end someone said just that yeah I think it’s the best radio song so far , let’s hope it gets some traction , I’m out ATM but ill have another listen with my headphones when I get home, I like it…

Mate just keep doing what you blokes keep doing ! The integrity of straight ahead rock n roll has never been in better hands . Loved it and we need more of this out there . Legend brother .

Carl Paczensky – National Venue Consultant Jabba Entertainment

Mick O’Shea (Drummer – Judge Mercy, Rose Tattoo, Ian Moss, Peter Wells, Billy Thorpe, Richie Sambora and Orianthi) – Nice one Tony. Still got it mate. Like a vintage bottle of red mate.

Hayden Anderson… (Cameraman & Rock Legend) – Ha ha ha I think it’s a sign of the times or perhaps how far we’ve come that they don’t even bother asking for cash – just where do I send the invoice!!
Great track man – proper whisky fuelled rock n roll!!! It has testicles which you don’t hear often these days!!!

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Suburbiasuburbia is 

Tony Townsend – Lead Vocals

Alan ‘ The Kroc’ Lyon – Harmonica and BVs

Rob Dog Dekker – Rhythm Guitar and BVs

Robbie Jib – Bass and BVs

Rowie Riot – Lead Guitar

Noel Gardner – Drums

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